Mulligans Irish Music Bar. Amstel 100, 1017AC Amsterdam. +31(0)20 622 1330
Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
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I met her outside Fresno selling Mopeds
I can still recall the stupid hat she wore
She was stuttering like crazy with The Exiles,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs