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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her outside Dublin kissin' Gareth'
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was sortin' out some roadkill on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
Her daddy said I'd take out trash forever;
She said to me 'would you please close your fly';
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on a surfboard;
I popped her in the chops and yelled goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs