Mulligans Irish Music Bar. Amstel 100, 1017AC Amsterdam. +31(0)20 622 1330
Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her on probation with some joggers
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Sean McLaughlin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
The judge declared I'd go without forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs