Mulligans Irish Music Bar. Amstel 100, 1017AC Amsterdam. +31(0)20 622 1330
Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her outside Dallas all hunched over
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was dancin' with the preacher snoring gently,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
Her daddy said I'd walk the streets forever;
She said to me 'would you please close your fly';
But who'd have thought she'd thave sex with her cousins;
She smelled so bad, I had to say goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs