Mulligans Irish Music Bar. Amstel 100, 1017AC Amsterdam. +31(0)20 622 1330
Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her on probation sort of pregnant
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was barfing last night's vodka very quickly,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The blood test showed I'd play 'Go Fish' forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd kiss on a surfboard;
I popped her in the chops and yelled goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs