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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her on the highway sort of pregnant
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Paul Martin and his friend,
and I knew I'd caught my pecker in the door;
Her daddy said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me 'there is no other guy';
But who'd have thought she'd break jail with a Scouser;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs