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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her by a trailer sort of pregnant
I can still recall the combat boots she wore
She was barfing last night's vodka dancin' with McSweeney's,
and I knew I'd have to bribe the judge some more;
I promised her I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs