Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her at a rehab whistling 'Dixie'
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand near the 'Buurvrouw',
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd change sex with my best friend;
She smelled so bad, I had to say goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
