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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her eatin' twinkies with some joggers
I can still recall the mandolin she wore
She was sortin' out some roadkill almost naked,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I told her shrink I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out for ten dollars;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs