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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
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I met her in a jail cell whistling 'Dixie'
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was sortin' out some roadkill with Daithi Rua,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out for ten dollars;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs