Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her eatin' breakfast ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was munchin' jalapenos with a wetback,
and I knew I'd caught my pecker in the door;
The locals knew I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her pushbike;
I popped her in the chops and yelled goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
