Mulligans Irish Music Bar. Amstel 100, 1017AC Amsterdam. +31(0)20 622 1330
Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
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I met her at the front door all hunched over
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was barfing last night's vodka with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';
I told her shrink I'd dress in drag forever;
She said to me she used to be a guy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with my best dog;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs